The origin of this Link is as unknown as it is true classification. What is known about this Link is that no one has figured out how to kill it. Therefore, it is kept around as a garbage disposal that will eat anything including new recruits who do not make the grade, just kidding. It will eat anything from cigarette butts to half eaten apples. G-D, as it is affectionately named, has an affinity for poker and playing with Carl.

Recommended Method of Killing: Unknown