The source for quotes from Black Scorpion!
Armed and Dangerous
"We are not a city of angels, but a city of muggers, carjackers, and murders... 'don't forget embezzelers and adulterers.' " -Mayor Worth started the quote and Babette ended it.
"Besides, outfitting your alter ego wih vehicular weaponry gives me an excuse to get out of the apartment." -Argyle
"Walker, I want to see you in a bikini right away!" - Cpt. Stricklen
Blinded by the Light
Red Dragon: Oh come on lady, give me a break.
Black Scorpion replies: Where do you want it? the leg? the neck? or how about the face?
"I thought you liked things over developed!" - Vision
Home Sweet Homesless
"So many men so little time." -Black Scorpion
"The problem with fighting you chinese, is that an hour later I want to do it again." - Black Scorpion
"It's a good thing I had a fireman in my bed!" -Darcy Walker
"Alright! Enough! Everyone with a mask on is under arrest!" - Steve Rafferty
Out of Thin Air
"I didn't slave over the microwave the last 3 minutes for nothing!" -Darcy Walker in Steve's hallucination
No Stone Unturned
"I know what I'd do without you! I'd get some sleep!" -Argyle
I'd love you just like my granny. I'd come and visit you every sunday! -Argyle
Make no mistake, my plan will go off, like, clock work! -Clockwise
Don't just stand there girls! Make her sweat!!! - Aerobicide
Baby, what did I tell ya, too much exercise will kill ya. -Argyle
An Officer and A Prankster
"I'm starting to feel wicked!" - Gangster Prankster
"The last time the mayor had a good idea, we were dressed up like clowns." - Specs
Life's a Gas
I'm too young and good looking to die! -Babette
Don't fire till you see the whites of her, of her, cloud! - Strickland
Rose Are Red, You're Dead
"Too much crime going on, I need a nap! - Specs
"You can go back to where ever bimbos come from or you can go to jail for being his accomplice!" -Black Scorpion
Fire and Brimstone
"The only hard feeling you're gonna get is my fist against your face." -Black Scorpion
"Why can't I ever meet a nice normal girl?" - Steve Rafferty
"The big idea is to fight real bad guys, not pretend ones." - Captain Strickland
"If you're going to use your hard ware, I'm going to use mine." -Mindbender
"You can't go around breaking peoples back, you could hurt someone." - Babette
Darcy: Wait a minute, first one of the Saints is paralyzed, now one's dead, what are the odds of that?
Specs: 20 to 1, pay up...
"Come on girls shake your pom poms." -Slapshot
Black Scorpion: So. You're not going to arrest me?
Steve: What, you're not going to kiss me?
Kiss of Death
"All I want to do is love you .... to death!" -Angel of Death
"The Devil you know is better than the Angel you don't." -Black Scorpion
Angel: Not even heaven can help you now.
Black Scorpion: Then maybe it's time to open the gates of hell.
He Who Laughs Last
Steve: He stole my joke!
Darcy: Which is why no one is laughing!
"You drive like a clown." -Black Scorpion
"If we get more of these balloon people we could start our own parade." -Slugger
"While Flashpoint has a bright future as a super-villain, his career as a photographer is over." - Don MacDonald quoting an unidentified person.
"The only person I want you to take dirty pictures of is me." - Vision
Space Case: May-day, May-day. I'm under alien attack. It looks like some kind of giant insect.
Black Scorpion: Atleast you understand the gravity of the situation.
"Hurt me some more." - Stunner
"The only thing he's going to shoot is the breeze." - Stunner
Face the Music
"This is Don MacDonald reporting live ... atleast for now!" - Don MacDonald
Darcy: What makes you think they'll run?
Steve: They always run...
Zodiac Attack (part one)
Slugger: Aftershock is going to blow up a farm...
Specs: ... or a glue factory...
"Yes, I agree Mr. Mayor. My police force does stink worse than noraml." - Mayor Worth
Zodiac Attack (Part Two)
Stever:... We draw Inferno's fire. We distract him long enough that we take out the others.
Slugger: What do you mean "we?"
Specs: Yeah we are not into this plan.
Slugger: And what exactly IS the "we plan?"
"We can talk about my hair later. I've been bald too long. I want to grow it out like a jerry curl." -Argyle
"So does Professor Prophet think Polyster will be back in style next season?" -Veronica