The Vault: Section 1, Box 5
"Being a good friend is more important than my bank account." Nick O'Malley
"I don't care if you are an eyewitness. One more smart ass remark and I'll lock your ass up for the rest of the decade."
Nick: You do this for me and I'm going to overlook the next three misdemeanors.
Carl: Throw in a felony burglary and a thank you and we'll talk.